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11.06.2025 03:47

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
High-Average, Low-Slugging Hitters Are Back, and Baseball Is Better for It - Sports Illustrated
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Then came..
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Don’t Miss This Rare Chance to See the Milky Way’s Glowing Core - SciTechDaily
No go.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
How To Watch The 2025 U.S. National Championships - SwimSwam
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to